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Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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