'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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