I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
high people should be assigned attendants
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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