Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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