you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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