I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
