i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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