quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Come share oat with me in your robe
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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