Kiss
Puke
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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