So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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