I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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