Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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