so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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