Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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