Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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