If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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