Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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