Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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