what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
People with herpes should wear stickers.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Randomize
