My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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