well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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