Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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