It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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