That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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