It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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