I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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