Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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