I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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