I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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