I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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