It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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