Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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