He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
After last night, I could never be a politician.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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