what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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