is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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