His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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