i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Randomize
