There was a lot of him and a little penis
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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