If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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