I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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