we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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