so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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