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(617): View more from Massachusetts

just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet

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(314): View more from Missouri

who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...

(1-314): View more from Missouri

I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.

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(810): View more from Michigan

According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

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(703): View more from Virginia

he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh

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be sure to add "office slut" to your resume

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service

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