I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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