does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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