Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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