My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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