I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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