He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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