He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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