YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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