Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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