dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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