i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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