C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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