just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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